Gotta wake up from the American Dream!

Needs a Monster condom for his magnum dong!

Might as well openly admit that they’re The Ministry of Love.

A times B times C equals X…If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don’t do one.

We have a goal! We want to denaturalize ALL the redacted people!

OMG! I forgot about the shareholders! I feel so ashamed…

The phrase that will piss me off more than anything. Someone (likely a poor/homeless person} needs immediate medical intervention.

“But who will pay for it?!” How about those taxes I’m paying that the corporations aren’t?

I like Trump. He kicks out all the illegals. Shouldn’t have broke the law! But I do sure wish I could afford food… /s

Crocs

I prefer to ignore deities that are incapable of hurting me.

In that case, I volunteer John Stewart as tribute!

To be fair, some of the censorship is words like “raped”, “young”, and “children”. Not in that exact order of course…

Due to “human rights” laws, we have to pay the slaves these days!

He just makes me feel good about myself.

You’ll never get rid of those core cultists. They’re the ones who would rather suspend all belief and listen to a “strong” leader.

Yup. The root cause is keeping the poors fighting amongst themselves so they don’t look up at the politicians and billionaires robbing them blind

What about the Arm Reattachment Device?!

That machine costs $100k per minute to run. And your insurance just laughed when we called.