2028 will only be white, cis, land-owning men voting.

I like to picture Frank Reynolds as just a toned down Danny Devito. :D

People sure do love getting grifted. You just have to make sure the relationship involves exchanging currency for “good feels”.

Fuck that douche bag. He died the way he lived: getting shot so we can have the second amendment. What a patriot. More fascists should be patriots.

I mean, this is what normal NyQuil does to me.

It was probably Biden. Trump has never been great at the maths.

Yup. Visited Galveston last year.

OMG! They’d be like a servant or something! To the public!

I live in Kansas City. The closest ocean is 750 miles away. I want to punch every single driver I see with salt life on their car…

Late stage capitalism presents: The Empire Collapses - In 4K!

I’ve always called it “Better living through chemical dependency!”

Finally, some draft dodgers I can respect!

Block it by MAC address at the router. That’s the only way to know for sure.

I feel like life has taught me that this all has to be a simulation. It’s too rediculous to be real.

Profits to the shareholders, and pink slips to the people who made the money.

“There’s a reason you separate military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state, the other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people.” -Commander William Adama