“Figure developed the Provenance blockchain to originate, verify and process home-equity loans, positioning itself at the intersection of housing finance and crypto. Cagney told Reuters that 10 out of the top 20 mortgage companies use Figure’s technology to originate loans.”

Hold the fucking phone. Not only are we barely regulating crypto, we’re using it for fucking HELOC loans now? I don’t see any way that this could possibly backfire.

Only the almighty Chuck can save us

Woah woah woah. As the elected representative of the fucking pathetic losers (very small turnout), I will go on record saying that we know that the red hats are the issue, and Chuck Schumer is furiously drafting a letter to Trump right now. This issue should obviously be resolved within the next two weeks.

Don’t actually think you’re a Nazi, fwiw. Just having a little fun on a Friday.

Uhh yes it will. I’m allergic to both paper and information. Way to be ableist, Nazi scum.

Breaking: Nazi is triggered by being called a Nazi, more at 6.

A line of coke and a big ol hit of the meth pipe should give him the pick me up he needs

“hey, this guy just got shot and it’s probably for all of the hateful shit he aims at minorities”

“BETTER POST SOME HATEFUL SHIT ABOUT MINORITIES ASAP”

They just keep escalating their violent rhetoric and and actions without regard to the law. If you make violence inevitable, the threat of violence as a punishment becomes meaningless.

I mean, yeah. Nooone I’ve talked to about it has had any reaction other than a positive one. Some people are just too evil to feel bad for. Especially when they advocate for this exact treatment to happen to others.

I’m suddenly thinking of a certain Filter song

Ahh yes, as soon as you leave the cities, the government can’t touch you. That’s why farmers are subsidized by the government, rural healthcare is propped up by Medicare, and rural voters have been gerrymandered into a position where their (republican) votes are worth more than voters in the city. Jfc, how deluded can you be?

Since the first civil war. The kiddie diddlers seem to be trying for a second one.

Don’t you be thanking me! Fred Durst is Gen X’s fault.

You didn’t have to vote for trump to contribute to the shitshow that is the US right now. Identifying as a Republican is not as damning as being MAGA, but it’s 98% of the way there.

What boomer is hating on nu metal in 2025?

Fuckin Fred Durst, am I right fellow kids?

I smoke every day because every other form of escapism can’t get me away from the modern hellscape that we currently exist in.

Thursday, June 8th

That’ll be useful 3 months ago.

At least midgley did the decent thing and killed himself accidentally.