Benign

In Norway it is illegal to advertise to kids. I love that so much. Can we adult have that too?

Office jester should be a thing, and they should be allowed to mock the bosses without reprecautions.

US law doesn’t care what companies do to consumers. The law only cares what they do to other companies. Apple own their own hardware production and ecosystem, so they aren’t harming other companies (directly).

No conspiracy needed.