Bonus

Ah, if only we could…

She was cool before The Birth Of Cool.

Leg brace, leaky colostomy bag, tomato, tomahto.

I saw Sam Maloof do a seminar at his shop. He’d run his fingers into the jointer yet again. Doctors were upbeat about it, told him he was making a remarkable recovery …for an 83 year old (decades ago).

Only 9.99999 more years of this and you’ll really be getting somewhere.

I’m learning so much today. Thanks!

Would the plural even be mummies? I don’t know but I had to re-read because my dumb brain already went there when I got to the end.

Was expecting more of an Egyptian punchline.

Silly rabbit, masks are for stormin the Capitol!

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Shit. I know shit’s bad right now, with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution…

Continuing saga of The Oops We Made A Mistake Party.

Yes, and…?

Probably got used to this sort of thing over on Meta. I was getting warnings I’d be banned for ludicrous reasons, started censoring myself. And then I quit.

Was expecting more NSFW

Not even Peter?

Keep fighting the good fight brother.

It’s beyond time for California to defund Trump.