For me with this ADD, a lot, honestly. But, if you’ve ever tried your hand at breeding in Ark, you kinda understand what is like to be a CPA in tax season.

I talked my then 17yo nephew away from the whole Tate/Peterson/Rogan sphere a couple years ago. It’s really sad how few quality role models there are for young men these days, and these shills are happily filling the spaces.

Is that mind flayer her ASL translator?! Now that’s diversity!

“Try my Nuts To Your Fist Style!”

Your rectum, my steel toe. Your eye socket, my bat… My choices for their bodies are endless!

I really, REALLY hope i hear someone say this around me. I’m still trying to decide what choices i will unleash on their body…

He said he was gonna cut the federal budget by ~30%, or roughly two trillion dollars. I saw an economist say that if you fired Every. Single. Govt. Employee it still wouldn’t save two trillion dollars. It’s just absolutely insane.

Sharpen up the 'tines, me hearties. The time is nigh.

Don’t forget the Lobo. Brilliant multi tool.

Girl, just drop your eggs in the current, and I’ll disperse my spermatozoa all over 'em!

Wouldn’t it be a bit more concerning if it exploded into smaller, yet complete satellites…? Exploding “into pieces” seems downright SOP to me.

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Define “kid.”

“Say no to non-euclidian spaces!”

That’s what’s up, Doc.

YOU made a claim, it’s on YOU to back it up.

Ghetto. It’s a flowery way to say ghetto.

And my vuvuzela?

I saw Reddit results in a search last night using DDG. It just said something like “It’s here on Reddit, but we’re not allowed to show you.” I wasn’t planning on using Reddit (never again), but that just irritated me.

Finally! An explanation of the situation i can finally understand!

If he doesn’t like being blackmailed he could always just fund Twitter himself.