I want something that causes locked-in syndrome and a long ventilator-assisted life.

Maybe then he’ll realize that yes, everyone does, in fact, hate him. And even the cowards he surround himself with will do it straight to his face for once.

Meanwhile, the company has raked in record profits year after year, but nothing below C-suite and shareholder has seen a dime of it.

Just spit balling here, but they probably tune the AI for different thresholds between return and rent out so that they can rake in the damage fees for things that “weren’t there” during the first AI scan.

If by ‘political’ you mean disagreeing with Reddit’s constant enshittification, then sure.

Y’all are getting starter homes?

Before YouTube’s switch to “your going to watch 6 ads before the video starts, and you are going to like it,” schtick, I always enjoyed getting to skip the ad before they managed to tell me what the product even was.

It doesn’t need to be an animated visual to be distracting or NSFW…

That’s a lot of faith that the ads would be SFW, let alone not distracting.