…and now I have Careless Whispers stuck in my head. You’re welcome.

But wait, isn’t this some sort of official government communication channel now? Sure there must be uptime agreements and penalties for such a thing, right? Right?!?

Canama? Pamada?

I think North Dakota is just trying to say warm, but doesn’t know how to actually ask for what they need.

Wyoming and Ohio need each other.

Same with my 2014 Subaru Outback. I’m holding onto it as long as I can.

Damn, peasants had it pretty good in 1887!

That naked chick in the middle.

https://www.seriouseats.com/armenian-string-cheese-braided-middle-eastern-watertown-massachusetts-arax-market

This is the best explanation I could find. Growing up in Connecticut I used to see it in regular grocery stores shrink wrapped near the other forms of fresh mozzarella, but maybe I can hunt it down in a specialty store now.

The fire alarm.

Braided string cheese. It wasn’t always these individual sticks. For many years it was fresh twisted mozzarella with little black seeds, and you had to rip it into lengths. Now when I look for or ask about that people act like I’m an alien with two heads. I swear this used to exist!

Upright bass player…yep, not the traditional way to carry it, but damn has the head-balance come in handy a few times.