ELI5 the Marlboro part? I get that Mitsubishi manufactures just about everything but unsure what I am missing lol

Interesting… I went to an Austrian bank and now I’m suddenly seeing double!

Mental illness and/or corruption, probably (along with a host of other things I’m sure)

If you cut the O in corn syrup in half you get 2 uppercase D’s, therefore, it’s actually 199.4% D. Checkmate

Might? Will.