“I’m sure they’ll be fine for a bit without me, this trip only took me about 2000-ish years.”

Now I have Trivium stuck in my head

There’s a restaurant in my town that everyone knows is just a money laundering scheme, but it’s been there for like 10 years now so I guess no one can prove it.

Not any word I know about. Chameleons are named Kamelljón (Camel + lion) but that’s just because it sounds like the English word. As far as I know, “kamel” is just loaned directly from other languages.

In Iceland we say both Kameldýr which is similar to the rest of Europe, and Úlfaldi which seems more in line with the Indo-Iranian branch.