Help me pls what is the good think here because I need my internet points

FUBAR

Karma means cat food here so yeah I believe, it’s powerful to stop the little fluffy bastard from meowing at 100 decibels at night

Same

Yeah, boring non sparklers can’t tell the good water from the bad. Might as well as kill yourself when you have such a bad taste

How do you cope?

Sparkling water is amazing and I will die on that hill

AMA?

My moral system is based on what benefits me and thus society. The two are closely connected. Therefore if I want to navigate society with ease I try to make it easy to navigate too so someone else will feel better about making it easy to navigate for me.

Being antisocial is not logical because it burns the branch on which I stand. It gets me in trouble, it makes trouble easier to occur for me.

If I need to steal I will but I won’t do it just because. If I need to kill I will but I will hold out for long to seek alternative solution.

I think adhering to society and general morals is very beneficial for us all until the pros outweigh the cons.