I would be too. You know they’re repairable right?

I keep my phones for 6-8 years. I’m in my 40s and have only ever bought 3 phones, going back to the iPhone 2 3g

It’s because I have 500 open tabs and like 6 bookmarks

I mean, from a Birds Eye view by that description it could be Canada

Don’t forget that if you connect external devices to them, they’re also taking snapshots of the content “so they can serve targeted ads”.