

Hmm, maybe we should have taken it seriously when he promised them he’d do whatever they wanted if they helped him get reelected…


Hmm, maybe we should have taken it seriously when he promised them he’d do whatever they wanted if they helped him get reelected…


Chief Pantysniffer Ted Cruz is monitoring the submissions personally. He’s on call 24/7, especially in the wee hours of the night when his wife and kids are asleep and he needs to drive out to some truck stop and investigate baddie behavior himself.


I hope it’s painful
I’d settle for extremely debasing and/or embarrassing
Not sure what I just read but…upvote


grok is learning a lot of fun things as it scrubs the Epstein files for Trump!
The phrasing for the 2008 frame isn’t right. Should be “Are you too good to flip burgers?” Or “Is flipping burgers not good enough for you?”
Yeah but I said in the best case. In the best case, your randomization is correct so you don’t need to check it
Yeah, stupid autocorrect. And verifying ain’t the same as doing. I’ll come in, I’ll “sort” your data, and I’ll do it damn fast. You want verification that’s extra!
Boho sort is O(1) in the best case scenario


On what? A true story? Or not acidic? Or are you talking log scale?!


In our guest house, whenever the laundry machine ran, half the lights would go out. It was due to the drain hose having a small leak. The water seeped down and shorted an outlet in the crawl space. So I had to:
Ah, good times. But now it’s all fixed. For now.


It was said with the confidence of a statement having clear meaning and well articulated reason, but of course it had neither of these things


I “cut the cord” years ago and haven’t looked back, so I’m asking my parents to make notes about which advertisements they see on our local ABC affiliate. You can find yours here:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ABC_television_affiliates_(by_U.S._state)
The plan is to not only boycott those products, but also to call or email those companies and tell them I’m boycotting their products and why.
Just cut out the middleman and order the Mountain Dew Code Red for me already


I’ve only known a few mormons and they always had cake


This is gonna be like when we went to war with Iraq because of 9/11, isn’t it


I have this running on a local server: https://github.com/alexta69/metube
It’s a frontend for yt-dlp and whenever I want to watch something I just download it and have a copy saved locally. It makes it harder to binge youtube feeds that the algorithm tries to shove down my throat, and that’s a good thing.


Sometimes it’s OK to make strong statements.
How fucking dare you
They’re arguing that applying filters would degrade performance for everyone. So… to me that kinda sounds like accidentally doing the right thing.