The best of his ability is what’s being dealt here

Boys, there’s no such thing as a ManBearPig. The vice president is just desperate for attention.

He could be half bear, half manpig.

Modern edition. Sword still usable with minor fiddling.

My Casio gets updated daily from an atomic clock. It knows what time it is.

Yeah but we’ve only used text for years now, so go doodle your features

My dumbass friends who work in tech thought IRC was too much of a hassle. So we ended up on dickschord