Shoulda been blue.

In order to appeal to others’ emotions, it really helps to have emotions of your own and feel empathy.

“IT’S MY TURN AT THE MUSK PIÑATA!”

I haven’t played Secret Hitler since around the time I got Tabletop Simulator because of Secret Hitler.

This is why I have a werewolf on my back window. Rhey’ll spend all their time trying to get silver bullets.

I am like 90% sure that a lot of those are accidental.

The default auto message is “is this item still available?” on damn near all these kinds of apps and tools. It doesn’t ask for confirmation a lot of the time, and touch screens kinda suck. Especially if you have fat sausage fingers like the average Craigslist user.

You may not like it, but this is the peak of human fitness (and fashion):

In my experience, most of the “women” on dating apps turn out to be scammers. So many conversations that end up being a waste of time when they suddenly start asking for money/credit card numbers/giftcards.

It’s not just women, but the amount of men’s profiles that end up being scams is way lower. And really just on the big, traditional dating services like Tinder or Match.

The most successful tool of this nature I’ve ever used is Grindr. The service works, and if you just want a hookup it’s easy and relatively quick to find someone. Too bad the app itself is just absolute garbage with the UX/UI. And since it’s meant for gay men, there’s not many women on there (but they are still there). 😔

Not even that most of the time. I can think of maybe 2 movies that show actual computer stuff while everytjkng else shows entirely made up bullshit from the way a terminal looks, to visualizing a mainframe as a video game that doesn’t even look like a real video game (Masterminds is so goofy).

I first heard the term “Ro sham bo” from South Park where the game was taking turns kicking each other in the nuts and the first one to flinch loses. It wasn’t until years later I saw it associated with Rock, Paper, Scissors.

Cold brew espresso might just give you the powers of The Flash.

I just gotta say I really am annoyed with how you’re constantly downvoted just for using the thorn over an actual th. Uptight bastards need to chill. There are far worse “novelties” one could do.

Ra-ra-Rasputin!

Russia’s greatest love machine!

I conflagrated the war thing from something else, it seems. Guy I am talking about is Shizo Kanakuri. He was in the 1912 Stockholm Olympics, quit, went home without telling anyone, was declared missing and when the Olympic committee found out 54 years later what had happened, they invited him to finish the race he started, which also led to him receiving a Guiness World Record.

Though now I am wondering where the hell I got the soldier thing from… 🤔

Funniest thing I’ve seen so far this morning.

I could run a marathon.

I would finish last and I might even take several years, like that one dude who ended up as a soldier in a war while technically still participating in a marathon. But I could say I ran a marathon.

So the only response to someone bragging about running a marathon is “did you win?”

They’re wrestling with their own homophobia and are worried that they might see a woman they think is hot, but has a penis and that would make them gay (in their mind).

Bird wings are hotter than bat wings, IMO.

The game can run faster than the refresh rate; you just won’t be seeing more frames than 60 a second.

Cruella DeVille, Cruella DeVille,

If she doesn’t scare you,

No evil thing will!