Tell it to my manager luv.

Fun fact: Britain took curry to Japan and they developed it into katsu.

Nah, too much cream. Here in Australia it’s like every curry is masala, even if it traditionally wouldn’t be.

Are you saying that the popular outside image of the cuisine might be inaccurate then?

It’s ok, we all think American food is shit too.

It wasn’t bullshit. You could get through those games in about an hour and that set of levels was the game. Games like Sonic sunk or swam based on whether playing through those levels over and over to achieve a better run was actually enjoyable. Not to say that today’s much longer games aren’t valid too, but they don’t have to be as tight.

I hate that I only completed Frigid Outskirts because all the horses respawned. The bosses were absolute rock there too.

Call me Fishmail.

One of them should be a sperm whale.

They’re saying your taste in games isn’t valid and shouldn’t be catered for. Instead, theirs should be in every case.

People forgetting that when you ran out of lives you used to have to go back to the start of the whole game.

Ugh, we went to the RSPCA once and they were looking at our house on streetview and had this entire complicated process of introducing the cats to our existing cat by exchanging scented blankets over weeks. We went straight to the local shelter and took a stray they’d just got in. She’s great.

Properties in Pontypandy must be absolutely uninsurable by now.

They even brought Bergerac back and there can’t have been more than several thousand people on Jersey to start with.

Cats don’t have cleavage. Source: my cat.

A “cell phone” still sounds like something you’d have hidden up your bum to me.

But I’m already past that.

I feel pretty sure Kirk would still come out for a drink if he called.

You woke up with a memory of this day but it never happened.

Yep.