Media acting all surprised when “anti-Woke” means Hitler. That’s exactly what it means.

You can choose not to drive bleeding edge technology, but sadly you have no choice in whether to share the road with it.

The bit about alewives is. The hat thing is supposition.

Mine picks at the side of the mattress until I give in and swing my legs out, then she runs off to the food bowl to eat the biscuits that are always there overnight. She doesn’t even need me to do that!

Women in tall hats used to brew beer - which makes your penis feel bigger - in a cauldron at markets, but then men wanted to brew beer so they drove the women out and the image became part of the iconography of witchcraft.

Could just be a regular necromancy zombie.

I suffered through this awful film so that the memes could live.

Perfect training for a lifetime of unfulfilling work for insecure bosses!

I can’t believe he knows anybody like that. You think you know somebody…

My new laptop came with Windows 11, but that’s gone now. Steamdeck must be helping with these figures too. Good work everyone.

He looks like he’s about to ask if I’m ready to accept the lord Jesus Christ into my life. That belt couldn’t be any higher.

“Said one user on X.”

The world service was always free because it’s a propaganda platform that promotes Britain and British values abroad. I guess they are content just to push Reform propaganda to a domestic audience from now on.

Are they going to add a box to enter your age like on Steam that you immediately roll back to 1st January 1901?

Bit of a red flag that he apparently doesn’t ever use condoms though.

“You’re absolutely right! Dropping the bombs on the enemy instead of our own forces would be by far the most effective way to achieve victory. I will change my plans to reflect this strategy…”

It’s funny. I’m definitely a nerd and neuro-something-or-other, and I have really good friends who are into all this stuff, Linux, Terry Pratchett etc - all of it - but I absolutely bounced off this smug nerd culture and grind my teeth if a group all start yelling “Ni!” or make me listen to the “hilarious” Portal song. Possibly I’m just trying too hard to be an arch, diffident outsider, this is my tribe, and I’m just the tribe jerk.

Moggie.

Ginger.

I use Arch btw