I know a Bulgarian who always wears a suit to avoid this stereotype, but he totally has a shell suit at home.

Yeah, it doesn’t matter. It’s a really cool cover with Wolverine, Captain America and Black Widow drawn by Jim Lee so obviously it rules anyway. When people compliment it it’s like we’re members of a secret society exchanging a handshake, there are so few non-manga, non-french comic readers left.

Even then she looks a bit Manic Pixie Dream Girl, so now they think she’s quirky in a safe way and will dedicate her life to fixing a broken boy.

I might buy a new tennis racquet instead. Humanity emerges blinking into the sunlight as hypnotic little black rectangles become unaffordable.

Maybe this is the real reason for those “Live Laugh Love” signs. No-one wants to burgle a house that may belong to a serial killer.

All they had to do was turn off the electricity so we couldn’t make tea.

I’ve had people compliment my t-shirt with the cover of Uncanny X-Men #268, though I got it in Target and there’s probably a lot of people going around wearing it who’ve never even read the issue.

Were the paranormal community affected too?

Doesn’t the screen being transparent rather spoil the effect?

I’ll just check and see if that’s going on in my street right now.

The scene on the catamarans was deliberate, right?

it’s because they’re communists.

The iphone keyboard is dogshit now.

Grace Jones would still easily win this.

Shame he won’t live to see a world without ethnics, women, gays, etc etc…

Don’t cry for them - they still sold loads.

Yeah, one, two, princes kneel before you

That’s what I said now

At work now we’re having team learning sessions that are just one person doing a change incredibly slowly using AI while everyone else watches, but at least I can keep doing my regular work if it’s a Teams call. It usually takes the AI about 45 minutes to decide what I immediately knew needed doing.

They all zip past me on their fancy road bikes, barely even pedalling.

Clearly someone knows.