Nintendo already patented this.

Nothing we can’t do!

The Godfather films would be a prestige miniseries nowadays. They’re long and episodic enough that it’d be easy to slice up. And that can be our revenge for decades of overwrought crime dramas about man pain constantly being overrated in top 100 lists.

I think it’s a joke on “sex workers”.

Not the capacitive touch bar!

Don’t encourage her fandom.

Has this console generation even started yet?

Not like that!

Boxing Day mate

It was a pretty cool retro futuristic look, but it unquestionably didn’t do as well as any of the others. Guess we have other series like Crackdown and Watchdogs for a more cyberpunk aesthetic.

For the Horde!

What, do you think capitalism is just some kids with lemonade stands?

What if she has a friend though? (Unlikely I know)

Wait, how is she holding the phone with both her arms down?

Weirdly I came to comment exactly this haha

And there are drinking fountains everywhere around here too.

Summer lol

I said what I said.

This is absolutely not a tattoo that will make you cringe every time when your age gets into double digits.

Why can’t people just have an app that prioritises what it was originally supposed to do?