It doesn’t explain why Lovejoy calls him Jonathan though, as that’s a different name entirely.

Take two micro-processors into the shower?

Can you stroke its tummy?

Why is he still there then? We’ve known this for years now.

I see.

I feel like he could have fit in more muscles.

David Bowie’s death.

I’m glad this is dead.

So we just have to keep doing what we’re already doing?

I know a Bulgarian who always wears a suit to avoid this stereotype, but he totally has a shell suit at home.

Yeah, it doesn’t matter. It’s a really cool cover with Wolverine, Captain America and Black Widow drawn by Jim Lee so obviously it rules anyway. When people compliment it it’s like we’re members of a secret society exchanging a handshake, there are so few non-manga, non-french comic readers left.

Even then she looks a bit Manic Pixie Dream Girl, so now they think she’s quirky in a safe way and will dedicate her life to fixing a broken boy.

I might buy a new tennis racquet instead. Humanity emerges blinking into the sunlight as hypnotic little black rectangles become unaffordable.

Maybe this is the real reason for those “Live Laugh Love” signs. No-one wants to burgle a house that may belong to a serial killer.

All they had to do was turn off the electricity so we couldn’t make tea.

I’ve had people compliment my t-shirt with the cover of Uncanny X-Men #268, though I got it in Target and there’s probably a lot of people going around wearing it who’ve never even read the issue.

Were the paranormal community affected too?

Doesn’t the screen being transparent rather spoil the effect?

I’ll just check and see if that’s going on in my street right now.

The scene on the catamarans was deliberate, right?