Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky

Are just flying whales

I have no clue what is happening here.

Love this color palette.

Deleted my comment because you’re correct, I was reading it wrong. Thanks for the response.

New “I’m not like other girls” just dropped, I guess.

Zydrate comes in a little glass vial.

Lonely + people + butt naked = still lonely

The Backstreet Boys.

It’s ogle. Why does everyone spell it with two Os?

Please do not drag the same tired jokes over from reddit (e.g. broken arms). Stick around long enough to learn Lemmy’s tired jokes.

Same in Sync

Not if it was born in Japan.

Don’t be stupid. You can’t feel things with your fingers, you have to feel them with your eyeballs.

What address? Not like there’s a number on the damn house. I straight up asked a customer once what they would do if they ever had to call for an ambulance and they looked at me slack-jawed.

Ooh I need one of those. I hurt myself all the time but my house just keeps breaking more.

And Voyager doesn’t get good til S3.

I thought fishing nets were supposed to be one of the big ones?

“Wait, are those anchovies?”

“Braaaaaiiiins.”

“Thank God they’re not anchovies.”

Did he karate chop you?

We are building a religion, we are making a brand. We are now accepting callers for these pendant keychains.