Stop shaming my short arms!

Please

Ze Germans huh deed eat wer moostly vrom !ich_iel@feddit.org

Stop arguing. This dude literally approves genocide on Jews. We don’t have to talk with that troll.

You just can’t say […] all Jews should be removed/killed/dead (antisemitism), things like that.

Wait, one of your problems is that you can’t call to mass-murder? Or did I misunderstand you? Do you have a problem with not being allowed to call for murder or do you just state that it’s not allowed?

E: You both approve a genocide against Jews and a war of agression against Israel. Damn.

Most of the English-speaking people aren’t awake when we are.

Jup, fischen is hunting for fish in general and angeln is fishing with a fishing rod.

Was für Piloten denn auf einmal?!

Stell die mal Pedalo-ÖPNV vor!

Anglo Saxon => Angelsachsen => Ageln (to fish) + Sachsen (Saxons) => Fishersaxons

Ja, aber da sind nur wenige von uns wach. Und jetzt los, wir haben noch 2-3 Stunden!

Jup, it’s still ich_iel-stuff after all.

Ik spreek ook een beetje Nederlands en italiaans, maar het is grappig om spreken Zangendeutsch. Wij zijn rare mensen. Taalse zijn leuk.

What do you expect? It’s German stuff stuff some weird selfish 2000s internet nerd basement kids invented. And I think it’s beautiful.

One could even see it as a parody of people who really want to ban any non-German influence on the German language. Zangendeutsch shows how ridiculous it would be to vanish all words of a language that haven’t been part of that language for more than –let’s say– a hundred years.

Who is this “Bill Gates”? Do you mean Gesetzesentwurf Bogen?

UND

That’s the fun part: We don’t allow people to use them for free and we build beneches on which you can’t lay at the spots where the vehicles stop. So you’re safe when it comes to homeless. How great, isn’t it?

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