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Anyone else remember how the Women’s March saved reproductive rights? Of course not, and now women are dying in Texas because doctors are afraid they’ll be arrested for murder if they treat them for life threatening conditions.

Not to sound ungrateful, but where were these people on election day?

At first I misread that as “RJ MAY Distribute hundreds of child porn files” as in, he was allowed to because of some loophole

The system is not broken, it’s working as intended, and thus must be destroyed.

We don’t have any way of knowing what makes human consciousness, the best we’ve got is to just call it an emergent phenomenon, which is as close to a Science version of “God of the Gaps” as you can get.

And you think we can make ChatGPT a real person with good intentions and duct tape?

Naw, sorry but I’ll believe AGI when I see it.

It was an expression, online is the only way you can submit tickets.

Really? I figure he’d give one of those patented “I’m sorry… That you’re an offended little liberal snowflake who totally sucks!” style apologies and it’d be accepted as if it were genuine.

Awesome, so… I don’t expect him to be arrested or impeached, or for there to even be an investigation or anything.

I’m hoping for something more realistic like taking away his screen time for the weekend, or at least till he says he’s sowwy.

Right, he’s legitimately not intelligent enough to realize he came close to an actual fucking joke.

Right? Real life once again proving to be shitty satire

Bankruptcy for a company isn’t a thing anymore, it’s exclusively for people who get cancer now

[Citation Needed]

And if Roger Penrose is right, there never will be

Most of the time when I talk to a chat bot it’s because I need to contact support for an issue only support can help me with, but unfortunately the company in question is Id.me and they apparently don’t have support of any kind and all these tickets I’ve been writing have been going into a paper shredder

Never seen it and I’m just using ubo

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Warning: The secret boss is missable this time