“that’s shit” = not funny at all

“that’s shit from a butt” = can’t stop laughing

Why?

I understood SNL

When I wonder what heaven is like I imagine going a day without thinking about this Elon Musk motherfucker, then I imagine doing that every day forever and I feel a little closer to Jeebus.

If 9/11 happened and we went to Afghanistan, it would have been over at Tora Bora

Don’t judge my sexual preferences!

I cut my pockets out of course

Just the socks