When Paltrow was selling those candles that smelled like her vagina, I bought one. It smelled like ass. Turns out I had it upside down.

The Let That Sink In party?

I absolutely did not say that. JFC…

No, where the fuck could you have possibly gotten that?

I’m not saying chill out about the attack, I’m saying chill out about the impeachment vote. It was a failure from the start. Democrats aren’t fascist for voting against it. The only real effect of voting against it is that it saved us two months of republican’s soundbites about how “trump derangement syndrome is so bad it’s making them want to take away the ability to defend America” and shit like that.

If you’re talking about American public opinion having double standards, ok. If you’re talking about me, you’re putting words in my mouth.

I’m sure to get dumped on for saying this but ya’ll need to chill out. President’s generally have authority to carry out military strikes. I can’t think of one in my lifetime that didn’t bomb somebody without congressional approval beforehand. Declaring war is a different matter but all the differences and nuances and where exactly the lines are, is not something courts have ever really figured out.

This impeachment resolution specifically said he declared war and he should be impeached because it’s Congress’ job to declare war. That’s the entirety of the complaint. It’s short. And it’s lazy. He didn’t declare war. He certainly risked starting a war, but he didn’t declare one. Democrats would have looked stupid for impeaching him for something he didn’t actually do and it would have failed just on the language alone. It did fail. And it should have.

All this ‘democrats are traitors’ or ‘they’re supporting fascism’ or ‘stabbing us in the back’ is crazy. They put forth a really bad impeachment resolution and it got shot down. You should be mad at AOC and Green for putting up a horrible impeachment resolution. It probably looked better last week when it looked like a real war might happen, but I don’t see anything impeachable here. If there is something, it’s deep and nuanced, it’s something that no one has ever agreed on the interpretation of, it’s something that Congress has let Presidents get away with for decades.

We’re not getting rid of this asshole by persuading the public that he disobeyed some highly nuanced technicality that nobody even agrees on. Shit, I’m getting sleepy just thinking about listening to a congressional hearing on it.

I never would have thought it possible that a person could be so full of themselves to say something like that

Deploying the military domestically to crack down on free speech

I just hope they both come out of this knowing that nobody gives a shit about either one of them

Well, not to defend these idiots, but according to the article, the wiretap turned out to be untrue. They’re investigating leaks and Hegseth’s lawyer started the rumor but now denies it and basically him and everybody under Hegseth are stupid and are turning the leak investigation into a way to attack each other for personal vendettas and everybody is stupid and lying and infighting and nobody above them knows what is going on, not that there’s anyone above them with an IQ close to triple digits anyway.

Did he spell “nose” wrong?

“that’s shit” = not funny at all

“that’s shit from a butt” = can’t stop laughing

Why?

I understood SNL

When I wonder what heaven is like I imagine going a day without thinking about this Elon Musk motherfucker, then I imagine doing that every day forever and I feel a little closer to Jeebus.

If 9/11 happened and we went to Afghanistan, it would have been over at Tora Bora

Don’t judge my sexual preferences!

I cut my pockets out of course

Just the socks