It’s not. It’s saying “Mao.” The revolution is at hand.

Partner’s an asstronaut.

But are you also overheated?

screenshots it on lemmy and posts it on IG

That cat’s grammar and spelling were terrible, and it was hilarious.

This is the low-hanginng fruit I came here to upvote, if not post myself had I been faster.

Hope an Android version comes out, too.

Just because they didn’t have modern technology doesn’t mean they didn’t have any technology. They could have used Skype for videoconferencing.

I think it’s just a WWE match at this point. They’ll have a dramatic fight with some fake blows, and then go pick up their paychecks. They might even go hang out if there’s not actually any bad blood between them. They’re pretty much coworkers at this point. They might have real personal conflicts, but I doubt they’ll actually air those grievances with their customers. Too many skeletons, as others have said.

Ugh, why’d they put cilantro on it?

In this scenario, the upstairs neighbor is a millipede. Several shoes have dropped. Many more will follow.

Ask and ye shall receive:

I was not ready for bowling. Thanks for expanding my worldview.

Yeah, she married and dated them. What worse harm is there?

Thanks for adding context and hard evidence to the discussion. Fuck them twice as much for doing it this way. It’s the same amount of sabotage and half the accountability.

That does make it sound like an existential crisis.

“What does it even mean to be? If I never get downvotes, do I even have an effect on the world? Is there a world? Who am I? Am I me? Will I stop existing when I have zero engagement? Am I just the sum of the perception of others, doomed to non-existence as soon as I’m irrelevant? Is that what death is?”

“So, uh, you said no ketchup on that Jr Bacon Cheesburger?”

“Oh, yeah, that’s right. It hurts my tummy.”

She works for a charity that uses old cars to collect used razors and remove africanized honey bees before disposing of the car by crushing it and extracting its metals with acidic electrolysis.

Edit: replied at wrong level. Please downvote. I am.

Her job is the removal of africanized honey bees.