But that’s the thing it doesn’t gotta be perfect, just a little better. We can still handle some suffering, but goddamn could we atleast afford a house to suffer in?

Only reason I’m gonna set off fireworks is for my kid. He turned 5 in May and has been begging me to set off fireworks for the 4th.

Mike, just cause you’re a shit parent who can’t talk to his kid, doesn’t mean you gotta make the rest of us suffer.

I wonder what it’s gonna be like when they get rid of everyone brown and it’s only pasty old white guys running for office. How quickly will they turn on each other?

Do these mother fuckers ever hear themselves talk? Have they never seen a video telling em what nukes do? Christ.