Scrambled Eggs

Is there an android version?

Where else is the 1 trillion dollars tax cut for the rich comes from.

The screen is brighter than my future.

Leopard eating faces. They contributed to Trump’s campaign and learned they were not tariff exempt. Womp womp.

How Christian of him. Doesn’t he also let his adopted son monitor his porn. Maybe this is a part of the new Christian values.

That’s higher than I thought. Aren’t newspapers written at around third or fourth grade levels?

They shouldn’t have been there in the first place. It’s like removing a tumor.

Verus the official reveal trailer.

Who are the people that keep voting for her? Has she done anything positive for those people? Has she done anything positive for anyone?

She should distance herself from that sinking ship. It’s like continuing CPR on a victim who is already dead. Yeah you’re trying but ultimately it’s no use. Both main parties have been so tarnished that even being associated with the name is a smudge on the record.

The password to her luggage is 12345

Eric Adams sounds like a bitch

I think just America. Once done trump will go claim his prize from Putin and the only solace here is that it will probably lead to a public beheading.

Wait, didn’t this guy quit by not showing up to work for a few weeks? Am I thinking about another person?

Yes. I’m glad he got the photo op before Garcia disappears.

Lol we all know trump would put pharmaceuticals on the exemption list.

The only reason musk would want this is to put his name officially on ideas he bought. Presumably on patents and whatnot.

Of course it’s AI. It doesn’t happen in real life

Ooooohhhh fuck yeah

That’s why I’m here. Whatever musk touches turns to shit.