Lemmy is a stupid god awful name.

The first result you get on google is a dead singer. Every other search you will have him on the front page instead of what you’re trying to find. Contrast this to searching for something from reddit.

Case in point guitar reviews lemmy vs guitar reviews reddit

I can’t understand why every other fediverse name is so stupid as to be off putting to the average user.

Where was Gondor when the Westwood fell?

Jame Moran Moron

There. Fixed it.

I foresee the only chance steam has of not being immediately enshittified would be for it to be a 100% employee owned company and to stay the f away from ever being listed anywhere.

Like a high res Sims character

Linux Syndrome:

When nobody asked but somehow the solution is Linux.

Skill issue

Praise the machine god

This is absolutely it. The C-suite and senior management are made up of sharp people. They absolutely know this will trigger an exodus and a large bag of fire-able workers. They don’t care that they’re likely to lose a bunch of talented, hardworking staff. Its all been accounted for. At worst the results of a mass exodus will only impact their bottom line in a few years. They just need this years numbers to look good and line to go up.

If you’re going down that road, you’re never seeing anything in its present form because even for an object a meter in front of you, all you’re really seeing is the object as it existed nano seconds in the past. Hows is a nano second in the past different from years in the past?

I can the universe 40b light-years

Who is your favorite fearless hero?

One second guys, I thought OP meant he’d be drowning in pussy not actual cat and kitty litter

Multiple sexual harassment claims and lawsuits, including incidents of stolen breast milk.

• Alleged cubicle crawls where drunk employees go cubicle to cubicle harassing females.
• Multiple C suites resigning due to personal indiscretions.
• A “Cosby” suite
• Suicide due to extreme harassment
• Multiple allegations of breast milk missing from office fridges.

You can’t make this shit up.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_Department_of_Fair_Employment_and_Housing_v._Activision_Blizzard

Death is it’s own problem.

The part that’s less known is smokers tend to have other nasty health problems like COPD where even having a conversation needs a breather and climbing a flight of stairs in one go is entirely outside the realm of possibility.

Yo mama so fat they stopped the search for dark matter

My problem is her eyes not sharing the same postal code.

Not sure your pasta will survive that kind of speeds…

None of us here believe anyone has that many dildos. Please provide your sources. For research purposes of course/s