Sadness is wanting to find problems in everything. I suggest a mirror.

So far so predictable.

Maybe if you keep rushing windmills long enough, or write an even bigger paragraph, perhaps the problems will become real.

Ah, I was wondering how long it would take for the first pretentious white knight to appear.

Longer than I expected.

What will happen is that Americans will completely ignore this until a president of the opposite party gets elected and is left trying to fix this crap. Then suddenly it’s like “look how incompetent this party is! We’re so in debt right now!”.

Not even push to talk!? What the fuq?

So we’re just going to ignore all the women in STEM then? OK…

You know, dumb comics like these do more to undermine achievements than actual problems.

Yeah, so, “most users” won’t have to post video selfies or their ID, but you’ll still have to accept active spyware feeding information to an AI model that checks all your activity.

This is still equally as bad.

locally-saved episodes and movies

YARR!

People forget to eat their food while they watch something?

Build bicycle infrastructure.

Have you considered self hosting Matrix?

But… But… They pinky promise it’s all secure, and that they won’t hold any of your data! You can’t trust a pinky promise? You monster!

Well… That depends. Spiderman is broke 90% of the time. Punisher’s life is living in the underworld. The X-Men are ostracised (I mean, sure, Xavier is pretty darn rich with his mansion. But he’s taking on all the kids their parents rejected. And he’s trying to change society).

It’s telepathy. They’re communicating telepathically. Including with members who currently aren’t around.

“Saying the quiet part out loud” moment, because they don’t feel like they need to be quiet. They’re untouchable.

This dumb shit isn’t acceptable, and if I see something like this I just don’t go to the website.

Broken record.

Broken record.

It’s pretty clear my sources are the gaming industry. It’s your fault for being too uninformed and blind… And especially for being a corporate shill.

Digital Foundry. Would make sense you’re a corporate shill.