I wonder if his mates will forever call him “Tin Man”.

Aldus Pagemaker.

If only there was some other kind of biological computer that already existed… hmmmm….

Can I run Doom on the flight computers inside flight simulator?

My friend wants to know if it can generate VR videos too?

My dumb ass: “Is it just 1.5m Germans, or other heights too?”

640kb? Luxury.

He’s right to be worried. People might start believing in spurious nonsense.

Ah you pussies. Come on, show them you’re serious. Go dark again. Show them you really mean it and do the rest of the territories too. Forever.

I’ve been using Feedly on iOS for a few years since google dropped their rss client.

How do you work out your Texas age?

Nope. Too much hassle for the once a decade that I need a printer.

There’s a lot of people who can’t even manage that many.

Has he tried phoning home?

“We’re sorry, we thought you wouldn’t notice and that we could get away with it”.

I wonder if there’s going to be a lot more of this kind of thing once those tariffs kick in.

Don’t worry, I’m sure your IQ test will come back negative too.

To whom? Cambridge students?

I thought water wasn’t wet, just the stuff it touches.

At least we didn’t even consider bullet vending machines or drive through liquor stores.

Needs more stickers peeling off.

Has it got a turbo button that just switches a light on?