“But step-brother, I am wearing a cup”

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12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tons of American Pride!

well now I can’t unsee it. Damn you!

I’m sure he’ll 5-head chess this into a “Aha! I meant to do that, because now we don’t have to talk about it anymore and we can concentrate on the important stuff!” speech immediately followed by caving to literally the first R demand.

🎶 An old man sits collecting Packs on his roommates ex’s forgotten Mac…he saves what others throw away 🎶

Good on him, at least he recognizes the need for a cleaner space.

You will have had to have been there, I guess.

In Spanish that last one says “and you are heart”, which I guess you could romantically interpret as “You’re my heart”.

The dude was literally a reality gameshow host. A position traditionally occupied by comedians, which were traditionally clowns.

Clown elected, circus commencing.

How many hit dice do you roll for a “Brutal Snub”? Zero? Ah, got it.

As mad as I am, if I was tasked with defining a system of accountability, it would be to make absolutely sure every cop knew they were occupying a public service position. Their names, home address, EVERYTHING is publicly published. Their faces go up on posters in their neighborhoods “this is your law representative tasked with reporting and enforcement!”. Just like a politician. They can be sued individually just like doctors. That should cut down on the number of ass clowns just looking to stomp minorities at least.

Abolish that fucking mess and prosecute them for their crimes. We can carve swastikas into their heads after conviction, because that’s the only thing we need to know about them.

sounds like a great use case for a city bus or battery powered tram.

They should release a George Lucas style edit where the only edit is replacing the battery in his hand with a raspberry pi that has a huge copper heatsink on it, that way all the talk about btu’s makes sense (kind of) and you can support the reference when people call each other “coppertop”

you never had it to begin with. Goddamn leeches.

0.4 meters.

To be fair, the purchased parts are also the spoils of genocide, they’re just second hand.

You might be the only person in here that gets this. There’s a very deep selfishness to the “American dream”. Like crabs in a bucket, you gotta grind to get on top of as many people as possible so that there’s less shit raining down from above. If you’re lucky you’ll have enough society below you that the work you do looks luxurious by comparison.