is flipping the table a strong first move? Debatable.

If you’re looking for a pulpy noir in that vein, I suggest The Dresden Files.

I want my robot hand to grant wishes.

Just in time for the age of deployment.

Sony:

Blue needs to do the job and stop leaving it up to green.

Yes, but because the Internet’s power was so concentrated in one place, any hacker that accessed it was granted superpowers like having code projected onto your face, being digitized into an actual computer, or global annihilation.

as one does.

They’re the delusional ones that voted for insanity?

Plot twist: It actually is their fault though

that’s exactly the sound he makes when asked to explain himself.

I’m at the point where I’m willing to pay for a browser for it to NOT include crap. I’ve tried Vivaldi on and off through the years but I think I need to give it a fair shake again, thanks for that!

It’s not about the effort, it’s about the default. The US considered breaking Microsoft up over this. “You can always uninstall it” isn’t the point

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_v._Microsoft_Corp.

Preservation (canning, etc) is the usual answer, but don’t underestimate the power of making a shitload of food and giving it away to your neighbors.

Brendan was a friend and a hero, how dare you.

They just call them “poors”

yes of course. HL3 is being delayed because something in the future is exploding backwards through time and fucking everything up. This is the only explanation I choose to accept.

He’s literally installing his own AI data center. Maybe he’ll use if the same way Hitler used his bunker.

Better theory! HE actually thinks it’s going to be a ballroom and this is a pet project from one of his Goebbels worshipers essentially embezzling funds… honestly probably directly for whatever peter thiel wants built there.

I hope he’s dragged kicking and screaming from that office by people wearing his name on their forehead.