….will there be a new one every 5 minutes?

I’m fairly sure if something dangerous is shot at you, dodging like Neo in the matrix is a normal response, even if you’re confident of shooting it down.

Because what if you don’t?

Look at this stuff, isn’t it neat?

Wouldn’t you say my collection’s complete?

Wouldn’t you say I’m the girl, the girl who has everything?

I’ve got russian subs and helicopters. Bridges parts and train cars a plenty.

Russian surface ship? Over twenty.

But who cares? No big deal. I want mooooore.

I want to go where the yankees are

See them take fire and start dodging, juking

Losing their planes to those… what do you call them?

Oh yeah…. Anser Alwah Houthis.

Or, and I am just throwing out ideas, what about british football fans and vuvuzelas?

The only swept wings should involve a broom and a pigeon.

Trick question: only one can be based, but the others need to be backed up on the server.

At least we know there will be debris in a field every time we launch a sortie.

But they were all of them deceived. For in secret, another generation of fighter was forged. And in it he poured all his stealth, all his sensor packages, and all his missiles.

Girl… you gonna get soooo much action the next few years.

Inshittifination-building.

Hard to imagine crawling through so much poop just to get killed.

See this is a common misconception, camouflage is only intended to be used in its environment. In space you would be much less likely to see or even hear them in this.

I understand if you fly two trump flags you are not only exceptional, you are even special.

Please, this is the artistic effluence that this form derives its strength from. Note the bold lines and sissonne idiomatic entry of the first panel, into the grande allegre (metaphorically, of course!) of the following two panels. A masterpiece, contrasting the fragile effervesce of military hardware in the last panel with the robust strength of the egos of the politicians in the first.

Clearly the strategy is to have russia buy american weapons, so all weapons on both sides are made in the us.

This is similar to being bisexual, you double the playing field if you can have both sides.

This is the content that brought me to Lemmy.

How many men can she hold in there again? A full platoon?

It’s sea real estate.

Must have been controlling it with a mouse.

Edit: and I mean a living, terrified little mouse, wearing a little flight suit and aviator goggles and slightly drunk on vodka.

Ejection is really bad on your spine.