My wife does this all the time and I think it’s really cute XD

To be fair, I really don’t care about the White House in general

I despise its current tenant, and it sucks that the add-on is gonna be a tacky gilded ballroom, but I’d be fine if the building got blown up by a space laser

Plastic 😬

Sounds like something Dear Modern would say XD

Nah, might be the same size but it doesn’t have a flared base. I’d recommend steering clear

I met a black kitty today! One of my neighborhood’s friendlier strays =)

Great work! I’m gonna tag you as “good drawer” so I don’t mistake your stuff for AI =)

(No promises about mistaking you for furniture, tho)

Yeah, most of them only have 2 feet

I’d say that a cultivated gourd is a way more responsible decoration than anything made of plastic. Think of it less as a waste of food, and more as making decorations out of materials that are renewable and biodegradable

The flesh of the pumpkin is the part we eat, not the stringy bits, baking pumpkins have very little of the goopy part

The seeds are good tho =)

I’d actually argue that if you’re going to decorate, pumpkins and trees are some of the more responsible decorations

They’re renewable, easily biodegradable, and (especially if you grow your own pumpkins in a suitable climate) have a pretty minimal if not helpful environmental impact

Any publisher of truth exhibits strong anti-fascist bias. That’s because fascism is inherently anti-truth

Unfortunately, I’ve heard speculation that they’re forcing a shutdown as justification for martial law =/

Are you kidding? They found an automatic trans-mission on his car, they didn’t even need to plant find more evidence!

“The [economy] is both strong and weak”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ur-Fascism

They figure the job’s close enough to done that they can flip to the “right side of history” without affecting the outcome

Correction: reward a few friends, possibly protect some others, and destroy literally everyone else

Ooh! Who gets to be Goebbels?

https://youtu.be/6XpcG2EtJ_8?t=28

I think they’re saying they wish other people would wear them when they’re sick, as most masks are a lot better at blocking outgoing viruses than incoming ones