Words like “unalive” are a form of doublespeak just to get around the restrictions, it’s silly.

then go blind again when they fail out of warranty

Don’t forget you’ll also go blind if you don’t pay the subscription fees (but don’t worry, there’s an ad supported plan if you can’t afford Eyesight Premium).

Where GPU enthusiasts are getting all those organs to sell I’m not sure

If a true AI is any good at it’s goal of beating climate change, what are the odds it’s solution would involve genocide of the human race?

Inevitably there will be a fediverse instance with ads, but whether or not people want to use it will be up to the individual.