DUMBASS

I hate all these bags of hot air, they’re all partly to blame for the state of the world, both sides of that stupid fucking world.

Meanwhile me as a teen, who checked on rotten.com daily.

That’s how everyone from America seems to say it, besides Jesse Ventura who heavily emphasises the t.

Gemini is just a depressed and suicidal AI, be nice to it.

I had it completely melt down one day while messing around with its coding shit, I had to console it and tell it it’s doing good, we will solve this, was fucking weird as fuck.

🎶 It’s beginning to look a lot like a dystopia

Everywhere you go

There’s drones flying around

Recording all the sounds

And reporting on your every move

You’re shocked a corporation got what it wanted from the US government?

Or the department of Foreign Acquisition Gathering Systems.

I checked, their sperm count is over 300 million, I’m pretty sure I got pregnant reading it.

Well, I guess you lot produced a bunch of dumb kids then.

The junkie cunts across the road.

Aren’t Gen X the parents of Gen Z? That feels more like a failure on gen X for not teaching the ancient art of outside hose drinking.

Linus looking at his failing channel.

What.

No we shouldn’t, as Stone Cold Steve Austin once said, DTA, Don’t Trust Anybody! Now give me a hell yeah!

Website says they’re 50$ short.

We used to be a proper fucking society, with class!

Bitch, I know what tone I’m using in texts, I don’t need to retone “You got any weed for sale”.

That totally won’t be used in an evil dystopian way…

Yeah, if you hate yourself.

Imma go with heat, it’s hot as hell up there. Also, maybe we didn’t want to talk to the rest of you lot, we’re too busy having barbies and skulking back some cold beers.