“Democrats allege”?

Fucking Guardian. The best we’ve got.

Root also published the data allegedly scraped from WhiteDate online.

The hacker said that they scraped WhiteDate’s public data and found “poor cybersecurity hygiene that would make even your grandma’s AOL account blush.” Root said that users’ images included precise geolocation metadata that “practically hands out home addresses with a side of awkward selfies.”

“Imagine calling yourselves the ‘master race’ but forgetting to secure your own website — maybe try mastering to host WordPress before world domination,” Root wrote.

Klobuchar threw a binder at his head.

We . . . are aware.

Jeez he looks like death, even for him.

Silly consumers. Microsoft will tell you what you want, when you want it, and through sheer force of an 800 pound marketplace gorilla, they’ll continue to shlurp in 20-30 Billion dollars in pure uncut profit every three months.

Geez it’s like you guys haven’t been getting screwed by this convicted monopoly for forty straight years with absolutely no end in sight.

Silence, consumer! Microsoft makes your experience better in every way! Upgrade to enjoy even more better today! Service terms apply. Privacy Policy is viewable at any time by going and fucking yourself.

*Ding!*

No avail? They fucking devastated huge sections of the government, stole data and looted everything they could find!

No avail. fuck

Cai reached Trump by phone at Mar-a-Lago and asked when he expected work to begin.

“It hasn’t started yet. It starts sometime in the next two months. It’ll be great. Everyone loves it,” replied Trump. “They love the ballroom too. But they love the Triumphal Arch.”

Super demented

Naïve = Stupid

She actually believed trump wasn’t a complete cesspit fire of demented rapeyness. Despite all the previous, current, and future evidence.

For 1978 in-your-house-for-free television? Yeah it was.

Surely this . . .

Hey 1000 FBI dogsbodies can only redact so much in a year!

Say what you will, Salon gives good copium.

It wont change anything about the political calculus of the country, which is well and truly fucked, but it’s a lovely café un croissant anyway.

Enigma’s never age

You won’t use my words against me because they’ll be simple facts. What you will do is gish gallop and cry about other made-up shit and it’s no wonder no one wants to “discuss” anything with you. It’s pointless.

Nuclear waste disposal sites

Woody is in a LOT of these