Seriously. Hold the fuck up.

Probably just forgot

Snap

That’s just crazy talk. You’ll never create a blackhole moneypit that manages to keep you a billionaire that way.

Surely they’ll learn from this

Pfft. You and your logic and reason.

I’ve sold AI systems to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook! And by gum it put them on the map!

Spoiler alert: you already know the answer to that

Fair enough, but it requires me clicking a link to a tweet, which isn’t happening.

Money before truth.

Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was.

dookie

His dad, his granddad, and his sister all died suffering terrible dementia.

So will he. And we’ll be there. Wheeee.

The last straw should have been mocking a disabled reporter. That was a decade ago.

Is there a word for typoing a different homophone even though you knew damn well which one was correct?

We need to go rustle up a German. I’m sure they have one.

I feel like crazy

Well, yeah. Which is one of the reasons people railing against Harris were so fucking stupid. Of course it’s insane chaos. We already knew this. We’ve already done this. How anyone could sit on their high horse and think “well I guess we have to go through insane chaos to teach the Democrats a lesson” is beyond me. Unless they’re not actual US voters. Which, imo, many of them are not.

Start collecting food and weapons now to be prepared. He’s about to light this candle.

fwiw the survivalist movement (an early version of preppers) was during Reagan. It’s always good to have food and weapons on hand apparently.

But the world isn’t going to willingly go to shit just to teach Dementia Don a lesson. Not for long.

Don’t shoot anyone yet, is what I’m saying.

Impeachment has to start in committee, it isn’t just a bunch of them chanting.

Not that I disagree with the fundamental premise, just - y’know, you can’t vote for something that doesn’t exist. Kind of like a viable third party.

*throne*

And yes, but he’s got the charisma of a week old sandwich left on top of the trash bin.

There’s no ideology bringing these people together

Agreed, but there’s something that’s like an ideology. They don’t know what it is, but it comes in a red ball cap and waves a lot of flags. Usually from a giant truck. Whatever those things are are the “ideology”. And his murder would definitely calcify a lot of that.

I mean, it’s a cult. Plain and simple. What happens when a cult leader is killed? Besides the inevitable factional war?

I guarantee you the majority of people who need to be “listening” are very specifically not listening. They are pretending everything’s fine, and they’ll keep doing that until it’s time to vote republican again in November. They will likely not see this story.