Human Crayon

REPO!: The Genetic Opera was a fantastic movie. Paris Hiltons finest role.

Long term side effects include:

• Not dying
• Having to pay your taxes
• Being able to experience the joys of food
• Still being broke

A Bill Paxton reference is a good reference.

“To have a child is to give fate a hostage.”

I’ve said it before, but I’ll believe a corporation is a person when Texas executes ones.

Any Bill Paxton reference is a good reference.

Only the best words?

Behind the Bastards is an amazing podcast.

If you are going someplace sensitive, leave your actual phone at home. If you need a phone during that time, pickup a prepaid burner. It sounds extreme, but there are extreme people out there with extreme views about what you should and shouldn’t be doing. Protect yourself.

He gives the wrong shits

It used to be $25. Now it’s $35, waiting for them to raise the threshold further.

You are the hero we deserve. Take my upvote.

I am happy you left it this way.

Take my money.

It’s changing the world, but not in the way we want it to.

Yes

I’ll believe corporations are people the moment Texas executes ones.