Overkrill

carlson’s kgb handler: “become relevant again or internet show is cancelled, da?” (sweaty carlson proceeds to further debase himself for clicks)

pie holes springs to mind

(to be clear i do not even remember what piefed is)

ai is taking jerbs, despite the fact that it cannot perform them at all, and the cost is being externalized to the customers. its not about whether they can do what they’re meant to do, its about giving corporations excuses to further drive down human wages.

But despite some of the viral glitches facing Taco Bell, it says two million orders have been successfully processed using the voice AI since its introduction.

how much you wanna bet they’re counting the orders where the drive thru worker had to step in and save the floundering algorithm who could not in fact understand basic speech, or even the purpose of a conversation, as orders “successfully processed” using AI

“your honor, in my defense my website sucks. like really sucks. like try using it for a good purpose. it is inherently evil.”