Don’t know … I can’t afford internet credits in order to access a connection.

Just do the dishes naked … maybe keep your socks on

Tuck it into your groin

More like a take from … The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

… but not as funny :(

It sounds like you’ll fit right in … great to have you here … have fun!

Last time this happened, the country affected needed electro shock therapy to help them snap out of their delusions.

I was making light of your question … partly to have a bit of fun … and partly to show that the community enjoys sharing these silly little bits of movie quotes that act like memes. The one I was using is from the movie “The Naked Gun” (the original film from 1988 with Leslie Nielson)

A lot of the meme communities enjoy old slapstick movie content as there is a lot of memeable content there … films like ‘The Naked Gun’ series, Hot Shots, any of the Mel Brooks films and Monty Python.

Don’t be afraid to test your boundaries, comment as you like but with an open mind and kind heart … people will let you know if you’ve said or implied anything negative or positive. Don’t be discouraged if you get no response either … it’s not a popularity contest. The longer you stay, the more you comment, the more you get to know people and the more they get to know you and eventually you become a regular part of the community.

Welcome to Lemmy and welcome to the fediverse.

The only dumb thing I see now is how dumb America has generally become to normalize all this stupidity.

He’s an idiot president leading a nation of idiots.

I think you’re confusing the nostalgia of other people.

Most people are very fond and attached to their own personal nostalgia.

But most often are not familiar or even don’t understand other people’s nostalgia.

Then tell them they’re part of the gang and to join everyone else as we go wedgie and noogie the next new guy

“I’m sure we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn’t that right, Mr. Poopy Pants?”

Third for Summit

Take advice from Detective Frank Drebin

“Like a blindman at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through”

Gives a whole new meaning to the dish … ‘Bangers and mash’

If you guys are only doing one thing with the mashed potatoes … you can share the bowl.

Remind me to give you your own bowl of mashed potatoes.

It’s the removal of responsibility and it was a feature of the Nuremberg Trials of Nazis after the Second World War

Officers and high ranking people argued that they only gave orders … anyone could have disobeyed or refused their orders so it wasn’t their fault

Low ranking officials and soldiers argued that they were following orders … they were ordered to do things under threat of punishment so it wasn’t their fault

They’ve covered just about every inch of this pig in lipstick at this point