I’m gonna buy an ambulance and make millions of dollars being the world’s most expensive uber driver

i’m no line expert but i see a teeny tiny downward trend

would’ve been better without “deliriously”. brevity is the soul of wit, meaning a five syllable adverb has no fucking place in any joke

i’ve posted a bunch here under different usernames. this is the one username i’m sticking with because i was manic as fuck when i had the other ones last year

all my memes are OC. i’ve seen the memes this site has to offer and somehow they’re even worse than the ones on reddit. actually they’re a LOT fucking worse that the ones on reddit. shit is like r/forwardsfromgrandma