It’s been a long time since I built a snow fort, but I was partial to the mason method. Of course there must be a snowball cache! Because I know my sister is lurking somewhere…

Wow! Are you interested in seeing snow in person someday, or nah?

Spidersloth, spidersloth
Does whatever a spidersloth does

Hell yeah!

I’m from NJ and these are all different sounds to me. This short shows the difference: https://youtube.com/shorts/S3EaMZUXQYs

Oddly, it’s the foot under the blanket. Something I can relate to!

This was so adorable 🤎

Not in my house
Not in a flat
Don’t make me grouse
I do not want that!

I’m American and I knew what it was, so it’s a thing here too.

This seems like a volume problem. How many dishes are you washing at a time? I do the dishes after every meal so it’s never a lot at once.

Yesterday

Please do go ahead and split the republican vote you fucking trash GOP sycophant.

'Cause I’m not planning on going solo

Whiskey. Over two decades later and I still can’t stand it.

This is dumb but I never realized how much of her face Liza Minelli got. It’s like she did a parthenogenesis.

Dawwwww

C’mon military, do a coup. Get rid of this administration for us.

/pipedream

You don’t believe in the power of a strongly worded letter?