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And Vance the fucking babyfaced moron had the gall to come to Munich and talk about how concerned he was for freedom of speech in Europe 😂

From what I’ve gathered: peanuts. Leave peanuts for them (the natural kind with shell) and hang around at a safe distance.

Slowly decrease the “safe distance” over the span of a few weeks until they’ve come to trust you and eat peanuts when you’re close to them.

Then they’ll associate you with food and will anticipate it and flock around you when you’re near them. Easy right? 😅

There’s this guy from Vienna on Mastodon that has completely mastered the art of having crow friends: https://mastodon.wurzelmann.at/@wurzelmann/114500893679675985

They just follow him around on his commute 😍

Become a murder

FCC commissioner writes op-ed titled: “Fuck me daddy 🥵”

Oooh a shiny surveillance present for Dear Leader ✨🤗 From one authoritarian asshole to another

May the warm light of knowledge shine upon you https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/cuckstoel

For real. I’m not risking losing thousands of Euros on flights because some CBP asshole on a power trip denies me entry. Not to mention the very real possibility to be held at some kind of detention facility

Good.

Fine, but then also get rid of the DMCA

Mmmmmh steak…

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