Honestly, that’s a caricature. Of course that is utterly overwhelming.
Most poly is nowhere near that, but just a person dating a person who also happens to be dating another person. End of story. The “quad dates” are ludicrous, and the foxy cat(?)'s explanation shows she’s way too involved in relationship that don’t, uh, involve her. Back off, be happier.
Serious question: what if I am, and have no idea how to prep for it?
My pension and other things are tied up in stocks and such, if there’s a crash coming I’d think cash under the pillow would be better than stocks. But how do you do that, with your pension?