I have a wooden howitzer ammo crate that I used to keep in the back of my Jeep for tools until a similar traffic incident.

I still have it, it just stays in my garage now.

DD is responsible for Baby Park, and the amount of mayhem that has gone down on that track is ridiculous.

It also felt satisfying to cost Tesla like $10 in electricity and wear and tear.

Should we all sign up to test drive Teslas with zero intentions to buy, just to cost them time & money?

Frequency & Amplitude:

The originators of the modern “rhythm game” genre.

All the more reason for flying cars in the US:

• No flight safety

• So expensive only the rich can afford them

How long until hosting a Lemmy instance is illegal?

You really think Elon is paying tarrifs? Or bills? Or his employees?

Yep!

All the tech companies are invested in AI, and it’s gloriously expensive to do from scratch. Instead, they’ll drop $100 million to “stay relevant in today’s climate” without doing any work.

The Lost Vikings as a Metroidvania would be ridiculous.

3 characters have to spit up & collect things so they can come back together and use their combined efforts to progress…

The Holy Spirit Shift-it

Now she needs to counter-rizz by placing the phone so nothing is visible and going about doing things naked as a tease…

That’s what everyone thought about Trump becoming president… Both times.

tHe mArKeT WiLl ReGuLaTe ItSeLf!

This is the reason they’re legislating against all the Chinese EVs that are 90% as good for 40% of the price.

A brand new 12-15k electric car from a competitor would evaporate Tesla’s bubble so quick.

“Now” is always a good time to rewatch it & get more out of it!

That’s the reason I got out of programming. Spending days reinventing the concept of the wheel so you can then reinvent the wheel, and as soon as you finish someone looks at your code and says “why didn’t you just add 1 here?”

I didn’t make enough money to maintain a drug habit that would have allowed me to keep my sanity.

Schrodinger’s Razor:

The answer is both really smart and really stupid, but you won’t know which until you look at the source.

I have the same issue on Mastodon & Loops: lack of ways to find new content.

There needs to be a Lemmy thread of interesting people to follow so I can get some use out of the rest of the fediverse… Suggestions welcome!

I jumped through a couple hoops to get Pokemon Infinite Fusion working on my Steam Deck & I’ve been having a blast slapping shit together to see how fucked up it looks.

Cleffa + Geodude made me giggle for a good 5 minutes.