pooberbee (they/she)

https://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/swiss-cheese-pervert-due-in-court/92677/

You’re appalled at a person violently murdering another person, and your response is that more people should be violently murdered en masse? What the hell is wrong with you?

But that’s the point. The Onion tries to write real-sounding headlines, and c/nottheonion is for real headlines that sound particularly unbelievable.