Brandon Gill does, in fact, look like the kind of person who would eat a burger with a knife and fork.

Everyone knows Colorado would be bigger than Texas if you hammered it flat.

FWIW, it looks normal Firefox web and on Jeroba

Stop it Patrick! You’re scaring him!

Bats Beans and Battlestar Galactica

huh… maybe because of the period and no space? Markdown thinks it’s a list item?

37. Saved them the trouble.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpPE85Jogjw

Ain’t nothin’ more American than the good ol’ White Blue and Red!

Mine was a SPARCclassic. I had two of them, one ran OpenBSD as the gateway and I put early Gentoo on the other one. It took days to build initially.

Yeah, no. I’m back at a real computer and thought about this so I went and looked.

https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/fastest-speed-for-an-airship

Guinness World Record is 115 km/h, a blistering 72 miles per hour.

That’s a stripped down machine made for “speed”. Anything made for “work” is going to be considerably slower. Don’t get me wrong, airships were an important stepping stone for aviation but none of them can compete with an airplane for utility.

woah! Everyone hold on to your hats!

Wait, what? I’m in my phone at work so searching sucks, can you link one of those fast airships?

lol, I worked in one (dangerous) shop where a common prank would be to wait for someone to be in thier hood, upend a large styrofoam coffee cup from the break room on the edge of someone’s bench, fill it with aceteline from a torch and spark it.

Is it… censored?

Let’s put a billion birthday balloons worth of MRI gas in a terminally slow aircraft and inexplicably fly it over sports stadiums.

Definitely not final and can be refused. The typical refusal would come from someone who maintains their innocence and plans on fighting further, either through appeal or expungement.

Have you tried hardening the fuck up?

In other news, hot sauce isn’t really good on oatmeal.

See? Everything will be fine! We’re cutting science funding but with all this cool military tech we can just TAKE everyone else’s science.