Jack Hughman

I’d eat a baby if it tasted good.

I’ve already been “boycotting amazon” for a while because everything on there is complete dogshit or overpriced and I just don’t feel a need to buy anything from them.

Also their website doesn’t fucking work on my phone.

It’s funny because Reddit admins decide the most random bullshit is violent content. I’ve seen posts [removed by reddit] for hypothetically asking about using violence in a self defense situation.

Then why do they keep praising a fascist country like Russia?

The chicken noises are the highlight of my tech support calls, so this sucks for me.

Oblivion XP was fun.

Vibrators, too, if you count the hollowed out wooden dildos filled with angry bees.

Rabbits can at least be jailbroken so won’t be turned into paperweights when their company shuts down.

My name is actually Ricky Rigatoni and I am King of the Brooklyn Mafia.

I predict that this game is going to make NexusMods crash hard with all the traffic.

Last thing we need is casual news readers joining. This is the dark souls of the fediverse and I am the undead burg twink invader.

With all the decades of poorly made freshman intern tier spaghetti code Tumblr is built on it’s no surprise adding anything takes a long time.

Give it a couple million years of plate tectonics.

Is the manbaby gonna sue every European for not buying his shitass cars now?

But then you lose out on a bunch of wrestling posts. And naked wrestling posts.

Who would have thought a ml user named gay hitler would be wrong about everything.

Are we the illuminati?

Shows what you know.

Think of all the new words made since 2007 you won’t be able to write on such an old version.

NATO and UN both have a long history of just. Watching from the sidelines when someone actually needs help. Unless you got oil or something.