Seems about right. Feels like I haven’t played GTA for a decade.

Every now and then internet reminds me it’s a thing, though.

“kill” and “fuck”

Gotta bring that avg. life expectancy up to increase retirement age to 85.

Youses is the Australian y’all.

They did it the other day to my fancy new bbq tongs. And before that it was a pate of grated cheese.

Ha! I know the bit well. Wouldn’t be surprised if my subconscious went there. One of the best standup sets ever.

“Double, please-No, wait!”

“Ah! You said double! No taksies backsies!” taps store policy sign

I’d die so disappointed but also very impressed.

Oof.

I think you just discovered why they’re unionising so hard.

Microsoft: Don’t worry, Blizzard. We can quash a union attempt. There’s only like 100 of them, tops…

Blizzard: There’s 650.

Microsoft: _spits drink _. For this shit!?

My Japanese friends can all tap out and rejoin with what seems like on-demand sleep in any position or location for as short as a three minute window to nap. It’s like some form of advanced meditation or self-hypnosis. I don’t get it and I’m so jealous.

A lot of beers aren’t great cold. The intended flavours come out at higher temps.

Coldness is marketed with mass quantity beer brands as it masks their awful flavour/low quality. Ergo, warm beer is associated with gross flavour, but it’s actually just really shit beer.

Genuinely forgot this game existed. I was over it before COVID lockdowns.

They say it’s number-one in history. What we’ve done, including stopping seven wars

Oh! Ooooh! I finally figured it out!

The elusive “they” he always mentions are Statler and Waldorf’s ghosts from The Muppet Christmas Carol and no one else can see them.

Same. But usually I opt to sit at the back. Sometimes I get a seat to myself and if not, one of the rows is reserved for medical and always free, so they let me have that. Then on landing, it’s just a matter of laying back and catching up on my phone as the cattle crams itself into awful positions and just stands there staring at their comfy seats. But if the rear door is open, I’m straight off.

If you can’t be first, you want to be last. This is the golden rule of embarking/disemmbarking an aircraft.

It’s about half a million active users. So, yeah, a tiny city’s worth.

Though things often start snowballing this way and Windows 10 end of life is likely see see a jump.

Well I’m not being judgy, but Washington AC/DC would be a good start.

Never got the buzz around cheesecke.

I’ll have a bite and be like, “Oh, that’s a bit yum.”

By bite three, “Ugh, this again?”

Can never finish a slice. Something about it just gets old and unappetizing really fast. If it’s going to taste really unhealthy, it can’t also taste really boring!

I think Vance would then flip on everything Trump failed at and refer to his historical ctions to say, “I was never about that”, appealing to a lot of short-term thinkers on the back of a large angry mob familiar with him and are looking to redeem their egos. And he seems to be kind of playing that. He can’t be too loud else he’ll lose favour, hence he’s been around a long time when most others are well and truly discarded by now.

Unpopular opinion, but Vance is actually quite clever. He’s ambitious and plays the game well. His history is riddled with sucking onto whatever’s doing well. When he was younger it could be argued he was actually a good person at times, but ambition took over and he’s certainly a prime candidate for any devil wanting a cheap soul.

If this shit continues, he’ll do well out of it because he plays his cards well. He knows when to be the idiot that throws people under the bus for personal gain, he knows when to be the idiot that throws himself under the bus for being valued internally, he knows when to say the right things at the right time to weirdly seem sensible at times. Then out of no where “slips up” to make chaos.

The dude seems to be a cunning fox when you actually look at the big picture over time. Every time he does something stupid, I’m sure it’s intentional. It’s either that or he’s improbably fucking lucky and Americans are dumber than we realised.