Roll a d6…this is how many times you have to get up to pee during that sleep. Shouldn’t have drank 10 health potions huh?

My brain: I only slept 4 hours, and can barely keep going.
Also my brain: It’s midnight so time to think about dumb things I did back in high school.

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I cry on company time.

Just be SUBTLE about it!

Marvel movies often have a subtle SUBTLE undertone cliticizing the Kaiser and praising a bohemian view of agriculture. It’s understandable but not forgivable that this is so often missed.

Volkswagen is the wagen for the volk.

To shreds you say.

“So I’m not complaining exactly…but this bunker is in the shape of Yoda.”

Sir, the Russians hate Yoda maybe. Also it’s a 3D printer so some shenanigans are expected.