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  • shalafi@lemmy.worldtoComic Strips@lemmy.worldApple (SMBC)
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    12 hours ago

    Squint real hard and take the beginning of Genesis as a tale of solar/planetary formation followed by evolution, closest origin myth I know of.

    “Let there be light.” Solar ignition. Let’s go!

    They got the order of life mixed here and there, but at least it started in the sea. Adam and Eve’s curse is by far the most interesting bit.

    They eat from the Tree of Knowledge. Let’s say they were apes before that event and look at the curses laid down.

    • Now we know good from evil. Bit hard to argue animals are terribly moral, having a concept of good and evil. Other mammals are close, especially emotionally, but nothing like humans.

    • Now our heads are swole with brains, painful childbirth follows. Don’t know of any mammals that have such painful, risky births.

    • We’re cursed to labor all our days to bring food forth from the ground, when before we were swinging from trees, eating fruit and the occasional howler monkey baby. The invention of agriculture anyone?

    • Cast out of the Garden, we can never get any of the above back.

    If you really want to confound Christians, point out there’s a second creation myth 3 or 4 pages later, which disagrees with the first.







  • Edge of town in a poor(ish), redneck, American suburb. Like I said, people don’t usually bike unless they have to, just no demand I guess.

    I should note, not talking about the nice sorts of bikes like you probably have. Anyone with a truly nice bike is parking it in their garage. But I can’t imagine someone trying to break a lock for anything short of an e-bike.

    If you need a pair of wheels that goes? They’re everywhere. Bet I could find one on the curb (as trash) right now, nothing wrong but a busted tube, if that. We’ve hauled home loads of kid’s bikes, had people come out and ask us to take them when we stop and look.

    My wife and I are continually astonished at the things people toss, even in this lower-middleclass hood. I could show you our house and all the things we found/repurposed/recycled, for an hour straight without repeating myself.















  • shalafi@lemmy.worldtomemes@lemmy.worldSolid advice.
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    3 days ago

    Bet they would be if people put a little effort into fixing them. Now people throw them out at the slightest issue, or just to get another for aesthetic value. Only reason I tossed my old fridge, which was newish, was that I could no longer fight the 4-5 separate issues it had.