Actually, as demonstrated daily by my kitties, scent is the 3FA after sight and sound. Doesn’t matter that they see it’s me and hear my voice. Sniff test it the final boss.

He believes everyone has a set amount of energy to burn and that working out would bring him closer to death. He’s said so publicly.

If they just made up a bunch of accusations with paltry evidence to prove it, the scandal would make headlines. “iPhone maker found to be full of shit in court!” is clickworthy gold. I don’t think your stance is very strong. Every entity tries to spin things in their favor, but you make it sound like they’d bring an empty case and they very much would not. No one starts a lawsuit they don’t think they can win unless they’re someone with no credibility and endless money like Elon Musk (see lawsuit against Apple and OpenAI) or oil companies going after environmental lawyers.

Lemme help you spice things up: Wait until you’re passing by a guy who’s super clean cut and wearing business attire. As you go by, yell: “Get a haircut, hippy!” It’s funny every time.

I hate to tell you this, but the mullets were very real. It was a dark time and we’re all glad it’s in the past.

Hey! If he has to see two dudes holding hands, it’s gonna make him remember all those times that he thought a boy in his class was cute and then what’s he supposed to do?!

Let the hate flow through you.

Funny how he wasn’t saying anything about it being a Dem hoax when he was pandering for votes.

You mean ole’ Jizz Drinker Vance? I didn’t know he was a dancer.

Oh, buddy. Did you make a name for yourself harping on the supposed client list only to find out that your new boss doesn’t want anyone looking into any of the actual records? Run interference, lapdog, run.

Pathetic.

Gosh, I think I made them mad.

I feel bad for your son, but you did this to him.

No joke. I hate waiting for people who are inefficient and slow getting off a plane. If everyone just waited a few seconds to stand up, me and my one piece of carry-on could walk straight to the door without delay. I hate this aspect of flying more than almost any other. A late landing making me miss a connecting flight is still the worst, however.

Fuck you, Gavin. Stay home. We don’t need you effing this up.

There’s no way we’re gonna be so lucky. Plus, JD in the WH? Yikes.

People who drive trucks who don’t work in a profession that incentivizes them can all go to hell.

I was on ICQ as well, but most people weren’t. I was generalizing to the contemporary audience.

Our judiciary is captured. Four more years of this clown will result in a despotic future for generations.

I wanna know what they were drinking.

In May, the Financial Times published an investigation into Melania Trump’s meme coin, revealing that a coterie of traders reaped nearly $100 million by buying $MELANIA coin minutes before it was publicly announced, before off-loading most of their holdings after its value spiked following the announcement.

The first lady’s meme coin is now worth less than a quarter of a dollar.

I don’t feel bad for the rubes who got taken by this.