Steve Dice

I can see it already:

() Just Google Play (safe)

() Verified apps (not recommended)

Advanced settings

click on Advanced settings

() All sources (Unsafe. Will probably kill your cat and burn down your house)

tick the box

Are you sure?

click yes

ARE YOU SURE?

click yes again

ONE HUNDRED PERCENT SURE?

wait for the 30 seconds timer to count down

click yes

( ) I do not love my cat and want him to die.

tick the box

( ) I accept the very real risk of my house burning down

tick the box

Please wait 24 hours for the change to apply. You can reverse it at any time from this menu.

get spammed every hour for the next 24 hours with notifications asking me to fix my security settings

get a bigass ⚠️ every time I turn on the phone

every once in a while the change just straight up reverses and I have to do it all over again

Do you play games? If so, do you really not see the jaggies?

Is Linux desktop marketshare increasing or is desktop marketshare decreasing as a whole, though?

If you’re sitting on a Windows 10 machine that can’t upgrade to Windows 11, or if you’re tired of Apple’s walled garden, now’s the time to explore PureOS, a FSF endorsed GNU/Linux distribution.

God damn it. This is how you scare people away from Linux.

I ain’t gonna lie. I’m not entirely sure this answer didn’t come from an LLM.

I’d rather replace zealots with shareholders.

Yep. You have something to add?

Meanwhile, Asimov: We’ll have robots that will help us accomplish crazy shit but stupid zealots will keep whining about it and holding them back

This is in no way relevant to anything that’s happening today.

They asked chatgpt 4 about chatgpt 5 power consumption.

The team measured GPT-5’s power consumption by combining two key factors: how long the model took to respond to a given request, and the estimated average power draw of the hardware [they believe is] running it.

Congrats. Want a cookie?

I came here to make a joke along the lines of “lol don’t play Valorant” but I see there’s people seriously suggesting it. Holy shit, you guys.

I don’t think it counts as trolling if I was clear about my intentions.

Oh, buddy. You’re in the wrong stem of this conversation. I said in my very first comment that I had no interest in being a part of the actual discussion and I was just complaining about the phrasing used. If you wanted to be part of the actual conversation, you should have picked literally any other comment to reply to.

What I’m saying is, you went to a court house and starting arguing your case to the hobo sleeping on the steps. Can’t say that’s on the hobo.

That… doesn’t address my claim at all. A plant can have a million stems, if you wish. We’re taking about a single stem, which comes from somewhere. If all of it comes from one place, it cannot also come from another.

The “stem” is the thing itself, not the thing it stems from. A stem can’t come from two places.

None, sadly. Most of the things that make Linux a bad OS are problems in Linux, but not problems of Linux so there’s little that can be done.

If “all of it” stems from one thing, it can’t “all of it” stem from another thing. I’m not arguing for either, I’m just uppity about logic.

I agree. I just think the reason it doesn’t is because it doesn’t need to exist. Seriously, 100% of its usecases are better served by something else.

Let me be the first one. It has nothing to do with FOSS or decentralization, I just think it’s a shit software.

I thought his left knee was his belly and it was an odd picture for a moment.