Ellia Plissken

dude. I was at a Christian rehab center several years ago. this one kid came as a resident, his parents having been missionaries in Western Africa.

he kept having “seizures”, except he was completely conscious during them, he would just have fits where he would collapse to the ground and have uncontrollable muscle spasms. I’m pretty sure it was a form of panic attack, but some Christian hypnotherapist had hypnotized him, and “uncovered” a “suppressed memory” of some random African dragging him into the woods and putting a curse on him at knifepoint. when he was having a fit, one staff member would hold his head in a pillow to keep him from hurting himself, and somebody else would read the bible over him.

somehow, this curse was strong enough to overpower the word of god, but not a handful of xanax.

because few people in this society spend money on something that makes other people’s lives easier.

thagomizer

this is the second word that Gary Larson has added to the English language.

gee I wonder how long it will be before I can download the custom patches to get around this

explain exactly what you mean.

*guys I’m not being facetious I don’t understand

please just put the interesting part in the title.

did LTT ever actually fix that issue where they stole somebody’s prototype after trashing it in a review where they tested it on the wrong thing? I had a weird vibe about Linus before that, and just wrote him off after

yeah you feel so strongly about this that you had to create an alt account because you’re embarrassed to have it associated with you

imagine we find out Boeing really did build that submersible

The new device includes a processor that claims to be up to 22 percent faster than before, with twice as much RAM (4GB) and four times the storage (32GB). It supports 4K streaming at 60 fps with an HDMI 2.1a port. There’s HDR support (Dolby Vision) and spatial audio (Dolby Atmos).

the Chromecast ultra had an Ethernet port