Place your bets for the final game

I’m going with Roblox

(no money/crypto will be exchanged, because gambling is haram and I placed a really bad meme bet)

I’d rather spend that kind of money on an escort

That way I’ll only be fucked once instead of being routinely fucked by the subscription fees

I don’t doubt the claim, but I would imagine others do because there’s a relatively minor technical skill hurdle on replacing a phone’s operating system which would turn most people away.

I never used a Pixel or Graphene OS, but when I installed Lineage OS on a Redmi, Xiaomi made me wait a week to unlock the bootloader. Huge pain in the ass.

Or there might be a better “drug-dealer-friendly” OS. I only know of Lineage and Graphene as open source alternatives, so I could just be speculating.

Also, all my former drug dealers used WhatsApp on the stock vendor OS. But then again… I live in South Africa, so the police are more focused on violent crimes (both enforcement and perpetration)

Real life: yes

Game: harsh

Like, they could have put him in the naughty corner or something. I don’t like the idea of banning as a game mechanic.

wtf

If traffic rules were that strictly punished in real life there’d be like max 7 cars on road globally

I assume you’ve been mass reported in whatever game you made this for

I would probably be unable to buy a PC or console ever again.

Shit dude, that’s rough
If I may ask, what happened?

Otherwise, no nearby gaming cafés? They’re usually reasonably priced

2029 Headline: Worlds largest data breach caused by zero day exploit in popular PNG 3.0 renderer

the payload was reportedly embedded in an animated image of the attacker repeatedly flicking his left testicle

people just don’t want to work anymore

NO

THEY CLEARLY FUCKING DO

BUT YOU FUCKING GREEDY CUNTS KEEP FIRING EVERYONE AND TAKE FAT FISCAL QUARTER BONUSES

AND THEN IT’S A 19 STEP INTERVIEW PROCESS WHEN THEY TRY TO LOOK FOR A NEW JOB

AND THAT’S IF THEY’RE “LUCKY” ENOUGH FOR THE DOGSHIT AI TO RANDOM.CHOICE() THEIR RESUME OUT OF THE 900+ OTHER DESPERATE APPLICANTS

THEN THEY FINALLY SOMEHOW GET AN OFFER: $1.89 per full uninterrupted hour at your desk and a single bag of skittles (opened)

Sorry for the caps, I’ve been in the job market recently and it’s fucking brutal. I have to constantly justify my value as a human being and then just face rejection after rejection.

Fuck it, if I worked there, I’d straight up just steal from his office while he’s doing bumps in the bathroom

this will absolutely not be the last time

I’ll read this article later

are you saying all my Trumpcoins, Trump NFTs, degrees from Trump university and deep frozen Trump steaks are worthless

Stopping exploitation by Shell, BP & Friends isn’t exactly what made those regimes despotic

Maybe we can get LSD pregnancy medicine to market this time

We don’t even need complex AI to replace CEOs

One ruby script can easily:

• Lie to the public
• Tell shareholders to buy more stock
• Shift blame when a product horrifically disfigures someone
• Lobby Congress
• Lay off thousands of employees and take a fat bonus

Bots? On Reddit!?

I keep one emergency leave day aside so I can celebrate when Rupert Murdoch finally fucking croaks

Yeah his kids are probably no better, perhaps even worse, but god damn I fucking hate that piece of shit

I get pretty violent when I realize I’m talking to a ChatGPT wrapper instead of actual support

There’s also ResistMap, a network from the Turn Left PAC that solicits ICE agent–sighting reports via a form, displays verified sightings on a map, and allows users to opt in for text alerts.

Very cool

How popular is it over there? Would be sick if it gets enough traction to go global and rat on all cops. Not even touching Waze with hazmat gloves