I still use Facebook for family and friends. They aren’t going to switch and would sooner leave social media altogether.

I spend about five minutes or less a day on FB but I only check my friends feed. Aside from that, I don’t enjoy the majority of the content I see on FB and choose not to engage with it.

Maybe a pixel or two.

I’m Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the Citadel.

Literally dozens of them.

Back in my day we drove back and forth to work uphill, both ways, and we only lost weight because we could never afford enough Starbucks and avocado toast!

Personally, I won’t be happy until there are unskippable video ads before two pages of sponsored results with an AI summary somewhere in the middle of the third page of search results.

Of course there should be popups when advancing between search results pages.

Ooo! Are we playing Corporate Lingo Bingo?

If it’s on Chinese social media and it’s not being removed by the CCP, it’s supported by the CCP.

“I’m Xinnie the Poo, and I endorse this message!”

It’s a matter of principle.

Did you mean sinophobists? You’d still be an idiot but at least you’d be a technically correct idiot.

Or rather how many frac-tiles?

I feel like I’ve read this one before.

Right‽ Don’t need any crazy in my life.